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No Fuckin' Thanks
23rd Sep 2021, 8:04 PM
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Jeremy7
Jeremy7
For those who don't know, NFTs are a goddamn headache. They pollute, they encourage art theft, they have no real value. And Neopets is making official NFTs. They played it off in the news, "Oh, we hear you! It's not gonna be like the Crypto fiasco, we're with a legit company!" except everyone was upset about the NFT thing in general. So yeah.

Where did we go wrong

Also when NFTs were catching on, but late enough in the game that we knew the downsides, my dad caught a segment about NFTs on Fox and Friends or Squawk Box or something and said I should make them, that my art was better than the artist featured. And to be honest? I'm not a fad chaser so I said no, regardless of how much money I'd make, because fuck that shit.
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Taily
Taily
WAIT THIS SUPER SUCKS WTF NEOPETS
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Jeremy7
Jeremy7
IKR
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cheetour
cheetour
I'm crying if I submit an nft joke to the neopian times do you think they'll publish it
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Jeremy7
Jeremy7
nope
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